Having more kids assumption

Sometimes I assume that:

0 KIDS means that you are selfish couple and I have no idea why you won’t inflict the misery of parenting on yourself like the rest of us have.

1 KID means you intend to spoil the child.

2 KIDS means your are perfect and overly symmetrical (doubly true if you have one boy and one girl).

3 KIDS means you like to have one of your kids singled out at all times.

4 KIDS you haven’t paid attention to the world’s overpopulation problems.

5 KIDS and above means you’re either incredibly naive of how difficult parenting actually is or you’re superhuman parents showing off and making the rest of us feel bad.

What do you assume?

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